Monday, May 26

things to do before/during/after you read (girly)

Here are some things I usually do when I read. Enjoy!

1. Lean on to something hard
because you never know. you'll always need a friend and a companion 

2.  Wear floaters
oh. you'd be drowning with feels so get your gear

3. Practice heavy breathing (do this before)
pretty self- explanatory. things occur in books in time we least expect it. 

4. Hold the book tightly and be aware
you don't want to end up flinging a book on other people's faces when something comes up

5. Stay up all night
they say, you gotta watch your sleep. your body clock will be messed up but this is war between feels and everything else. choose the feels.

6. Thank the author for having such a rocking mind
enough said.

7. Be a part of the story. Talk to the protagonist.
this happens, a lot. just talk it through. he'll understand you.

8. Cry, weep like a cat
this is optional. nah THIS IS FOR REAL. you gotta let that tears fall sometimes

9. #Ship
well, i'm good at this. i pair characters most of the time and  it's pretty fun. don't you dare tell me you've never done this because you know that you have

10. Enjoy and be happy
finally! just smell the pages and be totally obsessed with the story cause it's amazeballs!

Totes! Love you! Hope you had fun more than I did while writing this heck of a thing.
***Also, this list is a joke. But it happens in real life. I mean, come on. I don't have more things to say but I'm sorry for the way I wrote this post for those of you who hated it, I'm very sorry.